Here is something for all you Jockstrap historians out there.
I present to you the Mizpah! This sassy blast from the past gives you all the support you need, and heck, when it gets dirty, you just boil it along with your potatoes.(Please use a separate pot). This is rather convenient considering you have a two week trial to figure out if they give your junk the support it needs.
The confidence of the designer and the Walter F. Ware Co was definitely high up there, either that or they wanted your dirty under gear and are as pervy we are.
Fun fact The Walter F. Ware Company also manufactured chewing gum, although they had no return policy or trial period for that.