Nasty Pig Constellation and Streamline Shorts are Here

Nasty Pig Shorts

Nasty Pig Shorts
Nasty Pig Shorts

There are three occasions that get me really excited: The first is Christmas because Adrian (husband and business partner) always gets me something nice. The second is my birthday (coming in less than two weeks!) because Adrian always gets me something nice. And the third is the arrival of the new Nasty Pig shorts as they become our new office attire for the summer (and they’re always pretty nice). The 2014 Nasty Pig are here and they’re everything we hoped for – short, fitted, stylish, comfortable and totally revealing:

Streamline Trunk

The Streamline Trunk, although worn tight and fitted, allows you to move more fluidly in these bright and fresh short shorts, constructed from a double-faced fabric made to Nasty Pig’s specifications: the outside is a light mesh that’s firmly affixed to the inside lightweight cotton fleece. Not only does it feel great cradling your “boys” but it also shows everything you’re packing – so commando is the way to go.

They also feature an interior pocket for small items, reversed fabric at the elastic waistband, leg holes and down the sides as racing stripes, and a contrast color rubber Nasty Pig logo on the left leg. Finally, a draw string completes this awesome trunk.

Constellation Trunk

What we love most about these very retro boxing-inspired shorts is that the fabric is sturdy enough and the leg opening are just wide enough that your bulging package could cause some naughty up-short viewing opportunities – especially if you’re free-balling.

The Constellation Trunk is low cut men’s short and punchy featuring the wear-it-proud Nasty Pig name across the front woven right into the high quality elastic. They’ve used just enough lightweight non-snag nylon and purposely omitted side pockets to show off your goods to perfection. There is, however, a little inside pouch pocket for your bare necessities. There’s no lining, and that’s the point, but if you really want, wear a jockstrap underneath for a little support.

Finally, printed constellation side panels running vertically down each thigh are out of this world.

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Nasty Pig Constellation Shorts

Nasty Pig Streamline Shorts

Nasty Pig Constellation Shorts

Nasty Pig Streamline Shorts

Nasty Pig Constellation Shorts

Nasty Pig Constellation Shorts

Nasty Pig Streamline Shorts

Nasty Pig Constellation Shorts

Nasty Pig Streamline Shorts

Nasty Pig Streamline Shorts

Nasty Pig 2013 Reverse Fleece Shorts and 19 Tees are Here

Nasty Pig Reverse Fleece Shorts and Tees
Nasty Pig Reverse Fleece Shorts and Tees

Before I get to the meat of this post, know that Nasty Pig does one run of their shorts and tees each year, so once they’re gone, they’re gone for good. Here’s the details on this year’s designs:

NASTY PIG REVERSE FLEECE SHORTS AND TRUNKS

You know those shorts you have, the ones you bought eons ago? They’re your favorite shorts, they’re falling apart yet you’re still wearing them. They’re totally worn and oh so comfortable and every time you put them in the wash you’re praying that they’re still in one piece when you take them out? Well, that’s these shorts except they’re new, but they’re as comfortable and they’re by Nasty Pig which means they are so well made that you can tell those old shorts that they’ve been replaced.

Made with an awesome reverse fleece. The rough edges and contrast seaming and stitching of both the shorts and trunks feel totally athletic, and the inside-out cotton fleece is a perfect weight for a hard workout, but why limit them to the gym? They’re hip enough for street wear and comfortable enough for lounge wear.

Both have elastic waistbands with back up draw strings for flexible fit. The long shorts have the added bonus of big long pockets (perfect for playing a bit of pocket pool) and the trunks have one inner pocket for keeping your essentials safe.

Wear them with your favorite Nasty Pig jockstrap or even better, go commando – just know that the light-weight fleece will leave nothing to the imagination. Especially the trunk, it’s been masterfully tailored to show off everything you’ve got.

NASTY PIG 19 TEE

This football inspired super-soft cotton T is uniquely designed with a double sided cotton which allows Nasty Pig to create a cut out effect exposing the reverse color in both the front centered “19” and the “shoulder details”. In either blue or grey with the reverse color for detailing.

This pre-shrunk shirt is finished with a v-neck collar with a hint of distressing and a NASTY PIG print to wear proudly across the back.

We’ve got the shorts, trunks and tees in variations of heather grey and blue so you can mix and match any of the shorts and tees for a total Nasty Pig outfit.

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Nasty Pig Reverse Fleece Shorts Trunks and 19 Tees
Nasty Pig Reverse Fleece Shorts Trunks and 19 Tees